Contrarian Crew Gifts

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

The Contrarian funds

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Whipping Cream

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'If everyone's thinking outside the box a man who thinks inside the box is bound to have the advantage.'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Opposing viewpoint.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"Humbug! I don't believe that you can tell the future!"

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Actually, I'm from New Jersey. The nickname comes from thirty years in the textile business."

'You wonder what the world would have been like if you were never born?...'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

Man ignores the 'Science' section and looks in the 'Stuff You Believe Anyway' section."

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

"They say things are picking up but I'm finding that nobody seems to be hiring at all."

'They say youth is wasted on the young but I think old age comes at a pretty lousy time too.'

"I'm beginning to regret ever having a smart meter fitted!"

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Masochists' Investment Club - today's topic: 'no pain, no gain'.

'The doctor says to stay away from fried foods.'