Contract Verbalizer Pillows

'Well so much for not needing a break clause in the lease.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

"I like your thinking Steve. Hiding the contract loopholes under the staples is brilliant."

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

"Your NDA prohibits you from talking about my tendency to bark."

'A ground ball to deep short, handled beautifully by Santana...'

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"You'll be working entirely on commission. We were kidding about the salary."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional, you could also opt to do 36 or 48 hours a day!"

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

"You may read the small print Mr Hill, but you obviously didn't read the microscopic print!"

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"Your client's already agreed to sign for £75,000 a week and a new house - now he also wants a big party when he's 18?"

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

"Just sign here, sir - it clears me of any responsibility."

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'I'm a writer. Boilerplate.'

"He's agreed to sign for £75,000 a week - and do we need joined-up writing?"

'Release the lawyers.'

'I got all woozy reading the restrictions in my health insurance contract!'

'This is a rip-off!'

"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"