Contract Detective Gifts

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

'If the small print just locks me into the sweltering airtight hellhole that is the service agreement, we're in business.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Customer Convention

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

The Bargain Brand

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

Black Friday

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'