Contract Detective T-Shirts

Celebrate the investigative spirit! Our contract detective t-shirts combine humor and style, making them a fantastic gift for sleuths who love to show off their passion for solving mysteries.

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"Now he can say he ran it by legal." mockup

"Now he can say he ran it by legal."

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"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..." mockup

"Oh, don't worry about that, it's just the grey area ..."

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'If the small print just locks me into the sweltering airtight hellhole that is the service agreement, we're in business.'

'If the small print just locks me into the sweltering airtight hellhole that is the service agreement, we're in business.' mockup

'If the small print just locks me into the sweltering airtight hellhole that is the service agreement, we're in business.'

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!" mockup

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

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"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!" mockup

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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That's supposed to say garage sale! mockup

That's supposed to say garage sale!

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Sale.

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'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack. mockup

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

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"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved." mockup

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

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Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc. mockup

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair. mockup

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

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“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!” mockup

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

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Customer Convention

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"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit." mockup

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

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Food manufacturing industry in a soup. mockup

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

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"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over" mockup

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

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'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales' mockup

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

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Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4). mockup

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

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"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain." mockup

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

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Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity. mockup

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

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Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop mockup

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

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"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup." mockup

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

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'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?' mockup

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

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The Bargain Brand

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'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?' mockup

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

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'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.' mockup

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

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"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?" mockup

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

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Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

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Black Friday

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'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays mockup

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

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"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!" mockup

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

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Contract Detective T-Shirts Collection

Contract Detective Mugs

Curious for more detective humor? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the investigative mindset with clever and witty designs.

Contract Detective Pillows

Add some mystery to their decor. Check out our detective-themed pillows, perfect for cozying up after a day of investigation.

Contract Detective Prints

Decorate with intrigue! View our detective-inspired prints and bring a touch of mystery and wit to any room.