Contingency Captain T-Shirts

"Does anyone have a plan 'F'?"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Distractions.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."