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"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Fencing Venn Graph

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

Keister Island

"Live and let live...Dude. Are you even listening?"

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

'Sorry, you're not suitable for the post of Assistant Beggar.'

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Political Hipsters

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

"I haven't got time for a whole lot of paperwork. The wedding's tomorrow."

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

Wait a second - doesn't he work for the company next door?

Tallit barcode

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

'That will be fine, go ahead and book - it'll just take a couple of days for me to convince him that it was his idea.'

Middle-aged dreidels

'I had my tattoo removed!'

Your tiny santitsed hand is frozen....

"...Toro..."

Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.

Warning: surgeons operating in this area.

"Have everything? Your glasses? Your keys? Your Jewish guilt?"

'Is that a cell phone? What the heck is a cell phone doing in my mobile home?'

'You're having Hispanic attacks.'