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"Maybe you're taking my answer out of context."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

'Our recommended position on the market is fetal.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Keister Island

"Live and let live...Dude. Are you even listening?"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

Fencing Venn Graph

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

Unlike other places, around here "take a load off" means "get back to work."

'Sorry, you're not suitable for the post of Assistant Beggar.'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Political Hipsters

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

Tallit barcode

A vendor with his tongue stuck out in disgust stands next to a food cart selling brussels sprouts.

Wait a second - doesn't he work for the company next door?

"I haven't got time for a whole lot of paperwork. The wedding's tomorrow."

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

'That will be fine, go ahead and book - it'll just take a couple of days for me to convince him that it was his idea.'

"...Toro..."

'I had my tattoo removed!'

Your tiny santitsed hand is frozen....

Middle-aged dreidels

Larry froze, unsure of what to do. Yes, he was a doctor, but on the other hand, this wasn't technically a house.

"Have everything? Your glasses? Your keys? Your Jewish guilt?"

'Is that a cell phone? What the heck is a cell phone doing in my mobile home?'

Warning: surgeons operating in this area.