Contestant Lifestyles Pillows

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Rhea of the Year.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

A Man mixing up his sports.

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"I'm feeling generous."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Space Hopper Rodeo

Witches of LA

Vegan Cat

"And in this corner, your 'friend' who is always doing just a little bit better than you."

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

Sadojazzachists

Bet You're Chicken!

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"He loved the beach."

I've been banned from the dog-park: when a ball is thrown, I get too competitive, and since I'm a sore loser, I get aggressive...

"It's your turn."