Content Wizard Pillows

'I'm five weeks behind in my blog.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'He will observe your text now...'

Gerald Ratner's return

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Websiteless -- please help.

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'