Content Ratings Gifts

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Hate Platforms

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Social media and censorship...

"Fact amnesty"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Diner is served

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Meet the People of the Internet

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Four Star Meal

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Editor

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Ideological positions in social networks

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

Swedish TikTok