Contemplator Of The Wild T-Shirts

Lonely Tree

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Apocalipsis

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

Meditation for dogs

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

A Cow Funeral.

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

I think we need to come to terms with the fact that our God is a cr**py God!