Contemplating Life After Death T-Shirts

Make a statement with t-shirts that ponder life's ultimate questions. Ideal for those who like their life reflections with a side of humor or philosophical depth.

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'Well, Mr. Hefner. Here we are. Hope you're not disappointed.'

'Well, Mr. Hefner. Here we are. Hope you're not disappointed.' mockup

'Well, Mr. Hefner. Here we are. Hope you're not disappointed.'

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'Where Are They Now?'

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"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too." mockup

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

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'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...' mockup

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

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Tom's last day.

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They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants. mockup

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

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Closed Thursdays.

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'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.' mockup

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

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Metaphors.

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I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here. mockup

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

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"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

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Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway mockup

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

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"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here." mockup

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

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"User name and password?"

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"You're lucky. If it wasn't for the autopsy, we never would've caught it."

"You're lucky. If it wasn't for the autopsy, we never would've caught it." mockup

"You're lucky. If it wasn't for the autopsy, we never would've caught it."

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"Mother said she started toward the light but she's so bad with directions that she made a couple wrong turns and had to turn back."

"Mother said she started toward the light but she's so bad with directions that she made a couple wrong turns and had to turn back." mockup

"Mother said she started toward the light but she's so bad with directions that she made a couple wrong turns and had to turn back."

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"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?" mockup

"What is this endless series of meaningless experiences trying to teach me?"

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'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

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