Contactless Techie Mugs

"It's COVID mate, we prefer contactless for muggings these days."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"You are still here."

I've always been slower than computers...

Spooning

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"