Relaxed Techie Mugs

"You are still here."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Binary Meditation.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Social media messages

Computer Jobs

Sport

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

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Robot with a sense of humour.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

'Just when you think you've reached the final awareness, they send another update.'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"No, I'm not going to work. I sent my computer to work for me. The screen has a photo of my face, so people will think it's me."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'She posted her first blog today.'

"These informal meetings have become really informal."

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'