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"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

LAY ZEE FUK

Food deliverer's baby.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"There's the mailman!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."