"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"
Contact Sports Fanatic Gifts
Searching for a gift that truly resonates with a contact sports fanatic? Explore our collection of witty and spirited products designed to celebrate their passion. From humorous mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, pillows, and prints, each item captures the adrenaline and camaraderie of contact sports. Whether they're swinging a bat, blocking a puck, or tackling on the field, these thoughtfully designed gifts help show their enthusiasm and love for the game. Make their day with a gift that scores big in personality and style.
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
A small snooker player chalking his cue.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
Bowled over again!
Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'
Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.
Go team!
Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium
"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."
'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'
'Did you want to bring on a sub'
350 Feet.
Ball as water-melon.
"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"
Cricket Accidents.
"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."
'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'
Hockey Season.
'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'
'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'
Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.
"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"
'We're looking for athletic people.'
Mohamed Salah
'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'
"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"
The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!
'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
Captive Audience at the World Cup.
'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'
Contact Sports Fanatic Gifts Collection
Contact Sports Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of contact sports fanatic mugs and find the perfect humorous and spirited gift for their morning coffee.
Contact Sports Fanatic Pillows
Discover our contact sports pillows—great for fans who want to bring their game-day passion home in comfort.
Contact Sports Fanatic Prints
Browse our contact sports art prints to add a bold, spirited touch to any space for the true sports enthusiast.
Contact Sports Fanatic T-Shirts
Check out our contact sports fanatic t-shirts to give their wardrobe a winning touch filled with fun and athletic spirit.