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"I'm off for a well deserved break, you've got my home and mobile number..."

"Do me next."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Welcome to the Team

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'In general, do the right thing.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

You're my Statue of Liberty

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

Google Magazine

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"Get a life!"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."