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"I'm off for a well deserved break, you've got my home and mobile number..."

"Do me next."

Welcome to the Team

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'In general, do the right thing.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Midlife: You Are Here.

Geoffrey Rush

Donald Glover

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Google Magazine

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'What's oriole sex'