Consumption Critiquer Pillows

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Made in China

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

The economy doctor

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Too Much Plastic.

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

"It's just not the same."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

'Well, of course you're having an identity crisis - your T-shirt has no logo.'

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"Too film noir?"

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!