Consumption Commentator Pillows

'The perfect after-christmas gift.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Made in China

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Sign Reform

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

The economy doctor

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Too Much Plastic.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

"It's just not the same."

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

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