Consumer Psychology Pillows

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

"Shopping data and browsing history of consumers who actually feel guilty unsubscribing from mailing lists!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

The economy doctor

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"I wonder what this was for."