Consulting Connoisseur Pillows

"The consultant that we brought in to supervise the consultants who were looking into cutting our budget on consultants are recommending that we bringing a specialist consultant to advise us."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Men's business romper.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Men gossiping

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Counselor. It's annoying that he always has to have the second-to-last word

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."