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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Somehow, with the world the way it is, calling a conference room where we decide whether our logo should be square or rectangular 'the war room' seems a tad. . .'

Variety of people having a meeting around a table.

Due to obsessive and intrusive attention by the Media, this news conference will be cancelled

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

A man giving a speech at the "Umpteenth Annual Convention".

'I read the paper you gave at the Iceland Conference on my way to the Hawaii Conference.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

Men gossiping

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, 'Our biological clocks are in different time zones.'