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'You're right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.'

"It's a quote from the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Conservation Area

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"A haand gel...!?"

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

All-Verbal Westerns

Moulin Rouge Security

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!