Constitution Week Pillows

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"You call this a constitution?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Best System in the World

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'