Constitution Crafter Gifts

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Brain Power

Best System in the World

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Look...a fresh one!'

Flushing Democracy

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Supreme Liberty Court

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Cross-country knitting.

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

"Of course Mahmoud Khalil broke the law! Look, there's no such 1st Amendment in the Constitution!"

American flag with the shadow of a gun.