Constitution Comedian Pillows

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'Look...a fresh one!'

Antonin Scalia

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

A musician bowing a tiny guitar

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"