Constellations Gifts

The Big Tipper

Stars

Astrological accidents.

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

God creating the galaxy.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

How moons are born...

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

'There's the big tipper!'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

After the death of New York City, Zeus placed it in the heavens as a constellation.

'Move over!'

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

The art of painting

The Great Teddy Bear

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

"Harps only? Down, please."