Conspiracy Theory Explorer Gifts

Is Horse Medicine Right For You?

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".

"I never gave a tour of the capitol on Jan 5, 2021."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

Conspiracy Cat

"Lucky Guess."

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

World Financial Mafia

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Justice Weighs Truth

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Marco Polo

Monkey Handshake

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'