Conspiracy Theory Explorer Gifts

10% of voters think Ted Cruz is an ancient serial killer

Is Horse Medicine Right For You?

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

"I never gave a tour of the capitol on Jan 5, 2021."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Then what happened?"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Plasma Ball

"Lucky Guess."

Conspiracy Cat

World Financial Mafia

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

Marco Polo

Justice Weighs Truth