Conspiracy Theorist Humor Pillows

Square comic panel denier

The Anti-Agent

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Bermuda Triangles

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Alien Assumption

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

The Da Vinci Cod

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'