"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."
Consolation Prize Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the consolation prize collector? These playful and charming items are perfect for those who appreciate celebrating every effort. Whether they see themselves as winners or not, our collection adds a humorous touch to their encouragement. From witty mugs to quirky prints, find the ideal keepsake that recognizes their spirited participation and positive attitude. Gift them something that truly celebrates the joy of trying, regardless of the outcome.
'I didn't get the job but they invited me to the company picnic!'
'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'
"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"
Cat Show
"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."
"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."
'This is your lucky day!'
'This one is for Hide and Seek.'
'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'
Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.
Many certificates of achievement on the wall.
I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.
'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'
'...and this one is for knowing what all the others are for.'
"And here is the winning board of the year."
'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'
"I've received another 'Certificate of Appreciation' from the Queen for my hard work: Frankly, I would rather get a cash bonus or a day off..."
"I didn't exactly win it."
'It's a prize for being first to go home.'
"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.
Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems
"And I want to thank my boss, the best boss in the whole wide world..."
'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'
Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.
"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."
Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.
'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'
"I guess I'm just unlucky in love. My first wife left me...and the second one won't!"
"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."
Post Office Worker.
"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"
Peter Green, 1946-2020
"Congratulations - you've won the 'Truth in Advertising' award."
Consolation Prize Collector Gifts Collection
Consolation Prize Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the consolation prize collector—add a dash of humor and encouragement to their daily routine.
Consolation Prize Collector Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring humor and positivity into their space—ideal for the consolation prize enthusiast.
Consolation Prize Collector Prints
Browse inspiring prints that honor the resilient and spirited nature of the consolation prize collector—great for decorating with a smile.
Consolation Prize Collector T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that celebrate the spirit of the consolation prize collector—perfect for every day and every effort.