Conservative Debates Fan Pillows

'My new computer links me to other neo-cons, so I can see how hawkish they are.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Bigot Spigot

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Abdullah Debate

Self Checkout

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Chuck Schumer

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The partisan cafe

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.