Conservative Debates Fan Mugs

'My new computer links me to other neo-cons, so I can see how hawkish they are.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Bigot Spigot

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

Impeachment

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Abdullah Debate

The George Bush Library Tour.

Self Checkout

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Two Americas

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

George Will

The partisan cafe

Bring on the Crazy

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11