Conservationism Gifts

The Elephant's Revenge

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

North Pole

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

reincarnated worm...

Reagacentennial

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Scarcity

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Smokey The Tree"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."