Conservationism Gifts

The Elephant's Revenge

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Scarcity

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."