Consequence Manager Pillows

"I'm a master at taking risks but Smith here is even better at handling consequences."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

The Hockey World

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"You should probably pass if they offer stock options."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"It looked different on the internet."

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Do you mind?"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

And this is our new manager in charge of compliance

"Don't think you can just come in here and self-describe."

Stadium usher of the month.