Consequence Manager Pillows

"I'm a master at taking risks but Smith here is even better at handling consequences."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"You should probably pass if they offer stock options."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Do you mind?"

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"It looked different on the internet."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"No Littering" sign in space.

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

Sports Work Out

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

And this is our new manager in charge of compliance

Stadium usher of the month.