Conscious Coffee Lovers Mugs

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Man's best friends."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Countervailing Clichés.