Coffee Connoisseurs Mugs

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Evolution of man in the morning

'Sure, it's paradise, but I miss the coffee breaks.'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"I've bought you the decaf flat white you ordered via the smart speaker."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'These are job perks.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."