Coffee Meeting Connoisseur Mugs

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Help me on this one, Jimbo. What I want to do here is fire you."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"At this office no two days are different."

'These are job perks.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Hats and Food

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

Allegro con molto espresso