Conquistador Enthusiast Pillows

Hernan Cortes

Welcome to the Team

Homo Gamus

Gamers

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Contest to enter the University

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Franz Liszt

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

Grand show of prize vegetarians.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

Cheap Secrets

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

Genghis Khan

King of the Mountain

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

CIA, 'Nothing much going on right now -- want to dig up some dirt on the FBI?'

Man hunting a bear.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Man stood on a Crocodile.