Connoisseur Of Moral Dilemmas Pillows

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'But is it ART?'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

The angel and the devil.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

A Salesperson's Dilemma

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

"Besides those, Mr Moses, have you got any other collateral?"

Trump's Conscience

Aesop

"But he's always been nice to us."

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel