Connoisseur Of Moral Dilemmas Pillows

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

The tortoise and hare

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'But is it ART?'

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

The angel and the devil.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

A Salesperson's Dilemma

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

Stem Cells in Wonderland.

"Besides those, Mr Moses, have you got any other collateral?"

Aesop

Trump's Conscience

"But he's always been nice to us."

'No, I didn't attend the stakeholders meeting because, being a vegan, I refuse to even look at meat.'

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel

"We had to make some cutbacks."