Devotee Of Moral Dilemmas Pillows

The Devil Who Perceives Himself As An Angel

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

The angel and the devil.

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

A Salesperson's Dilemma

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

"Besides those, Mr Moses, have you got any other collateral?"

"But he's always been nice to us."

Aesop

"Should I just give him the ?1.50 or does that look tight? Would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"We had to make some cutbacks."

Aesop's Fables - The Frog and The Ox

"Here's my plan. First we blind them with moral righteousness..."