Connoisseur Of Cave-like Aesthetics Mugs

Den Furniture

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Plagiarist!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Early cave painters

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Early Art Critic

"Gesundheit!"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"All the really good stuff is behind the paywall."