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"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

A Highly Networked Staff

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Puzzle Family

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Rustic Campgrounds.

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."

'Slow Connection'

Lovers greeting each other

'Male and Female He created them.'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"Maybe he cut off his ear in frustration because selfies took so long back then."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'