Connected Mom Gifts

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Text Culture

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Balancing work and family

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"First break since 2008."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

Downloading Pregnancy

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"Who can we call?"

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."