Connected Kid Gifts

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

Text Culture

City Marathon.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Online Dating

Technological Dependence.

"My computer just texted me."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Mobile Phones

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"A quiet, romantic table for two – not that it’ll do any good."

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

'It works better than the pacifier.'

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

BEACH (Wi-Fi zone).

Getting teenagers attention.

"You want an I-pad, I-phone and an I-pod. It's all about you, isn't it?"

"I'm certain my side isn't a WiFi hotspot."

Santa tweet

"Someone went through my car!"

"What's the password to access dad?"

The wrist bon's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's connected to the finger bone, and the finger bone's connected to the cell phone.

"Leave your phone in airplane mode again?"

"It's not swiping to the next image."