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"Hey, Google, tell Siri to ask Alexa to turn off the lights."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Wifi in Hell

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Graduates on their phones

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"My best friend is my phone."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

A Highly Networked Staff

Your call is important to us...

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Puzzle Family

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

'Slow Connection'

Copy Room - Extra Copy Room

'Male and Female He created them.'

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'It's J B's way of coping with being lonely at the top'

Lovers greeting each other

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"There! I've deleted you from my database!"

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

Coffee then and coffee now.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."