Congregation Champion Pillows

116 DAYS WITHOUT A COMPLIMENT

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

How's my sermon. . .

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

First Prize!

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

High Five

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Open Source.

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

TEAM

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

"It's okay, Mr. Topley! Larry does this every time I agree with one of his ideas!"

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."

Larry's binge drinking, though annoying, started a terrific domino party tradition....

The dream works when the team works!

Working Together

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Belonging to a group is motivational.

Everyone in Health Service working together.

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

"Hey, man, you didn't have to mention me by name."

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Thanks Team

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."