Congestion Crusher Prints

Nose Spray.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The Move.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Pin-atas

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

The Movers - Decluttering

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Woman tangled up ironing

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Trapped in his office by clutter.

Office De-cluttering

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'