Congestion Combatant Prints

Take a deep breath! 5 lanes becomes 3 lanes, 1 MILE!

"Ninja bread men"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

When paperwork attacks.

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'And this is our look-in closet.'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

A madness of motorists

Nose Spray.

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

'I often come here to unwind.'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

Death unplugs the the life support of polluting industry

"Every motorway in the country is clear except the southbound M3 which will remain at a standstill for the rest of the day."

The sick environment

Cartoon City...

Man with black eye in Yes To Road Pricing t-shirt: 'I joined the debate'.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'