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Nose Spray.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

The Move.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Categories are the key to organizing.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Let me stop you right there. Look, you're paid to keep the competition out of our territory. I don't need to hear all the grizzly details."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

Woman tangled up ironing

The Movers - Decluttering

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Trapped in his office by clutter.

Office De-cluttering

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Well, we made it.'