Confused Carpenter Pillows

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.

Shaker Timeouts

'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.'

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

The maintaining different types of fence.

"What happened to your finger?"

"Attention, shoppers. We have another lost husband at the customer service counter."

'Wait...Where was I going again? Oh. That's right.'

Hand being hit with a hammer.

Man Nailed to Wall

"It was awful, Ted. The right hand never knew what the left hand was doing to it."

'Here's all that stuff I used in that demonstration, but for Pete's sake, don't try it at home!'

"Oh my god, I'm board!"

Builder having to use his feet.