Confucianism Gifts

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

Wang Yangming listens.

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"Bigfoot"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Vivienne Westwood

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Breakfast surreal.

'Picasso'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Love your feng shui!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."